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Oct 21, 2026

Comedic Campaign Signs Help 'Unqualified' Man Win Election

Humorous Campaign Earns Strong Voter Support

Aug 5, 2026

Toupée Turns Into Trafficking Trouble

A gentleman flying from Bogota, Columbia to Barcelona, Spain decided the best way to smuggle about thirty‑four grand worth of cocaine was… under a toupee. Not in a suitcase, not in a secret compartment. Just taped to his head, topped off with the world’s most suspicious wig. Security notices this guy looking nervous, and his … Continue reading Toupée Turns Into Trafficking Trouble

Apr 27, 2026

Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club

In Columbia, Missouri, Sidney Jones walked into the vestibule of an ALDI, took off all his clothes, and just… started dancing. Not shopping. Not browsing. Full-on interpretive gyration right there between the quarter carts and the automatic doors. Police say this went down around 6:30 in the evening, which is not exactly a low-traffic time. … Continue reading Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club