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Oct 8, 2026
Viagra Bust Brings Stiff Dose of Trouble
3 men accused of illegally possessing more than 100 Viagra pills without prescription
Sep 21, 2026
Druggie Takes Drugs To Drug Court
Probation Deal Revoked After New Arrest
Jun 26, 2026
Silly Sack Sparks Serious Charges
Yet ANOTHER example of confidence gone horribly wrong. Stop us if you’ve heard this before. Police in Kentucky get called out to a car parked where it shouldn’t be—employee parking, nothing wild. Just a “hey, what’s going on here” situation. But then an officer looks inside and spots a bag that literally says, “Definitely not … Continue reading Silly Sack Sparks Serious Charges
May 25, 2026
Man Arrested for Dancing in the Road, with a Turtle (…and Meth)
In rural Indiana last week, middle of a county road, a guy just vibing. Dancing. No music. No reason. Just living his best life, all while holding a plastic bag and a turtle. Conservation officers show up, and they notice he’s holding not just any turtle, but an Eastern Box Turtle, which, fun fact, you’re … Continue reading Man Arrested for Dancing in the Road, with a Turtle (…and Meth)
May 21, 2026
Cops Bust Dude Smuggling Cocaine In Kim Kardashian Underwear
So… somewhere out there, there’s a truck driver who really misunderstood what “body shaping” means. A British guy just got 13-and-a-half years after trying to smuggle about $9 million worth of cocaine… inside a shipment of Kim Kardashian’s Skims underwear. Yep. Nothing says “support and lift” like 198 pounds of illegal booger sugar. Authorities say … Continue reading Cops Bust Dude Smuggling Cocaine In Kim Kardashian Underwear
Mar 27, 2026
Man Arrested For The 98th Time
So, there’s this guy in Washington who just got arrested for the 98th time. At this point, I think he’s not avoiding jail—he’s collecting frequent flyer miles. Police say he took off on a high-speed chase through Olympia after stealing a few thousand bucks’ worth of stuff from multiple stores. They eventually caught up with … Continue reading Man Arrested For The 98th Time
Mar 25, 2026
Caribbean Cocaine Sharks
So apparently, sharks off the coast of the Bahamas are now swimming around wired and maybe a little… *too* happy. A new study tested 85 sharks near Eleuthera Island and found nearly a third with traces of caffeine, painkillers, and even cocaine in their blood. Scientists say it’s the first time caffeine and acetaminophen have … Continue reading Caribbean Cocaine Sharks
Aug 29, 2025
Man Flies Drug-Loaded Drone Into House
Breaking the law goes to new heights. More on this drone disaster HERE!
Aug 25, 2025
Man Arrested For 120 mph DUI, with 2 Missing Tires
Police didn’t need a radar gun to know something was wrong. More on the man arrested for a checklist full of bad life choices HERE!
Jul 15, 2025
ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust
These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook
May 21, 2025
Drug Smuggling Cat Caught Breaking Into Prison
Turns out, curiosity isn’t the only thing that gets cats in trouble. Details (And video) of this near purr-fect crime HERE!
Feb 20, 2025
Men Try To Use Cannon To Launch Drugs Into Prison
It beats smuggling it in the USUAL way. More about this pair of loose cannons HERE! Photo by Pixabay