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Nov 4, 2026
Cocaine Courtesy Call Turns Criminal
Uninvited guest attacks neighbors after they decline his offer of cocaine
Oct 26, 2026
Cop’s Booze Cruise Ends in DUI Arrest
Officer Fired After DUI Arrest in His Patrol Car
Sep 23, 2026
Booze Blew A Fuse Over Long Line, Pulled Pistol
Woman pulls a pistol after a long wait at a checkout line
Sep 17, 2026
Deodorant Detour Ends in Florida Freeway Fiasco
Florida Truck Lands Atop Highway Barrier
Sep 4, 2026
Convicted Murderer Blows His Second Chance by Brandishing a Gun and Threatening to 'Split Everyone's Taco' at a St. Charles, MO job site.
Convicted Murderer Threatens to 'Split Everyone's Taco' If They Fire Him.
Aug 7, 2026
Rooftop Reaper Rattles Patients
Potential patients walking into a hospital in North Wales, UK, were greeted by a grim sight as they looked up to see what appeared to be the Grim Reaper just standing on the roof, silently staring down at them. That was actually Leon Gillespie, in an all-black hooded getup, waving what looked very much like … Continue reading Rooftop Reaper Rattles Patients
Aug 3, 2026
Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted
Imagine this: it’s 6:30 in the morning, you’re barely conscious, the dogs start going nuts, and you’re thinking, “Great, what now?” You grab your firearm, head downstairs… and there’s your neighbor in the kitchen, rocking a towel on his head like it’s spa day, while he works on a budget margarita. He’s already tried the … Continue reading Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted
Jul 31, 2026
Bride Burns Church Before Big Day
Imagine you’re getting married tomorrow… but you “forgot” one tiny detail: the marriage license. Instead of, you know, fixing that, this bride allegedly went with “burn it all down and start over.” Lenita “Tessa” Joy Moreno,was at the Latter-day Saints church in Kaysville with her groom and family, setting up for the big day. They … Continue reading Bride Burns Church Before Big Day
Jul 29, 2026
Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Picture this (Or maybe DON’T): small-town Mississippi, late evening, and a Dodge Challenger just creeping along like it forgot where it parked. Cops pull it over—and surprise—it’s being driven by a completely naked young woman. Not “oops, forgot shoes” naked. Fully committed. Officers say Katelyn Maxwell seemed under the influence, and the car smelled like … Continue reading Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Jul 21, 2026
Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
In Kansas City last week a guy got stuck inside a porta-potty. And not, like, locked in. He was IN the porta-potty. A worker shows up to pick it up, door’s locked, guy inside says he’s “not coming out.” Always a promising start. Cop gets involved, tells him to open the door… guy says he … Continue reading Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
Jul 20, 2026
Pole Dancing Practice Causes Flood
A woman in Houston decided to pick up pole dancing at home… which, honestly, good for her. New hobby, new skills, living her best life. Except three days in, the pole she just installed came loose from the ceiling mid-practice… and smacked right into the fire sprinkler. And you already know what happens next. Maybe … Continue reading Pole Dancing Practice Causes Flood
Jul 2, 2026
Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout
A quick reminder as we approach the holiday weekend: cigarettes and fireworks are not a great combo. Cigarettes and 700 pounds of fireworks, even worse. Out on Whidbey Island in Washington, a guy had been quietly building what neighbors describe as a very not-quiet stockpile of fireworks. We’re talking hundreds of pounds, sitting around his … Continue reading Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout