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Oct 20, 2026
Dude OD’s, Then Gets TWO DUI’s…All In The Same Night
Two DWI Arrests Follow Crash Into Police Cruiser
Oct 5, 2026
Cheesesteak Chucking Chucklehead Sought for Sandwich Assault
Restaurant Manager Hit by Cheesesteak During Dispute with Social Media Influencer Suspect
Sep 1, 2026
Woman Wakes With Bat Crawling Into Her Mouth
Mouse dream is a bat nightmare
Aug 17, 2026
Fisherman Fights Face-Hugging Octopus
This gives new meaning to “separation anxiety.” In a WILD viral video, a Pilipino fisherman had reeled in an octopus, and the little sea Houdini immediately latched onto his face. Jesser Cervantes was on a wooden dinghy when the eight-armed escape artist wrapped itself around his head, covering his mouth and refusing to clock out. He … Continue reading Fisherman Fights Face-Hugging Octopus
Aug 13, 2026
Player Practices With Snake in Helmet
An Arkansas high school football player learned the hard way that “check your equipment” is more than just coach-speak. The Maumelle High player practiced for about an hour with a two-foot cottonmouth snake hiding under the padding of his helmet. Yes, a cottonmouth. The venomous kind. Not exactly the sort of extra protection you want … Continue reading Player Practices With Snake in Helmet
Aug 12, 2026
Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster
Florida’s lobster season apparently brought out the worst kind of territorial behavior: the kind that involves allegedly cutting off a teenager’s air supply. Authorities say 51-year-old Michael Simpson was upset that another boat had anchored near what he considered his lobster-diving spot off Miami. He reportedly circled the boat, argued with the captain, then made … Continue reading Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster
Mar 3, 2026
Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can
A Whataburger manager in Paris, Texas just added “trash can combat specialist” to his résumé. Apparently, a drunk customer started mouthing off at the staff, got asked to leave—then came back swinging and actually punched the manager. Rookie mistake. After a few hits, the manager shakes it off, goes full WWE, and grabs the nearest … Continue reading Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can
Jan 13, 2026
Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
Aug 1, 2025
Toddler Bites Cobra
A toddler in India managed to kill a cobra…with his mouth. Another story that proves toddlers are tougher than we think HERE!
Apr 4, 2025
Baby Eats Grandpa’s Ashes
Grandpa always loved being close to family. Learn how a family heirloom turns into an unexpected snack HERE! Photo by cottonbro studio
Oct 16, 2024
Robot Vacuums Hacked, Yell Obscenities
Picking up dirt, and dropping F-bombs! More on these bad mouthed bots HERE! Photo by Denny Müller on Unsplash
Sep 18, 2024
Disney, Drugs, and Air Rage
This Dumbo got Goofy on a flight home from Disneyland. All the magical details HERE! Photo by Dean Enkelaar on Unsplash