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Oct 20, 2026
Dude OD’s, Then Gets TWO DUI’s…All In The Same Night
Two DWI Arrests Follow Crash Into Police Cruiser
Oct 5, 2026
Cheesesteak Chucking Chucklehead Sought for Sandwich Assault
Restaurant Manager Hit by Cheesesteak During Dispute with Social Media Influencer Suspect
Sep 14, 2026
Do You Really Need 8 Cups Of Water Per Day?
Lots of things factor into your daily hydration needs
Sep 1, 2026
Woman Wakes With Bat Crawling Into Her Mouth
Mouse dream is a bat nightmare
Aug 17, 2026
Fisherman Fights Face-Hugging Octopus
This gives new meaning to “separation anxiety.” In a WILD viral video, a Pilipino fisherman had reeled in an octopus, and the little sea Houdini immediately latched onto his face. Jesser Cervantes was on a wooden dinghy when the eight-armed escape artist wrapped itself around his head, covering his mouth and refusing to clock out. He … Continue reading Fisherman Fights Face-Hugging Octopus
Aug 13, 2026
Player Practices With Snake in Helmet
An Arkansas high school football player learned the hard way that “check your equipment” is more than just coach-speak. The Maumelle High player practiced for about an hour with a two-foot cottonmouth snake hiding under the padding of his helmet. Yes, a cottonmouth. The venomous kind. Not exactly the sort of extra protection you want … Continue reading Player Practices With Snake in Helmet
Aug 12, 2026
Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster
Florida’s lobster season apparently brought out the worst kind of territorial behavior: the kind that involves allegedly cutting off a teenager’s air supply. Authorities say 51-year-old Michael Simpson was upset that another boat had anchored near what he considered his lobster-diving spot off Miami. He reportedly circled the boat, argued with the captain, then made … Continue reading Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster
Aug 11, 2026
SMILE: Your Dog Loves It
Here’s a reason to smile at your dog besides the fact they just sneezed in their sleep: apparently, it makes their brain happy. Researchers at the University of Vienna trained 14 very patient dogs to lie still in an MRI scanner while they looked at human faces showing happiness, anger, fear, and sadness. And the … Continue reading SMILE: Your Dog Loves It
Mar 12, 2026
If You Have Clutter, You Should Ditch These Items First
Ever notice how no matter how much you clean, your house still looks like a “before” photo? Yeah, same. Turns out, it’s not your organizing skills—it’s your duplicates. Professional organizers say we hang onto way too many backups of the same junk. Here are the usual suspects: Water Bottles: You only have one mouth, not … Continue reading If You Have Clutter, You Should Ditch These Items First
Mar 3, 2026
Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can
A Whataburger manager in Paris, Texas just added “trash can combat specialist” to his résumé. Apparently, a drunk customer started mouthing off at the staff, got asked to leave—then came back swinging and actually punched the manager. Rookie mistake. After a few hits, the manager shakes it off, goes full WWE, and grabs the nearest … Continue reading Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can
Jan 13, 2026
Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
Nov 11, 2025
CPKC Holiday Train Brings Smashmouth to Pittsburg, Joplin Saturday November 29
The Canadian Pacific Kansas City Holiday Train returns to the Four States at the end of the month and they’re bringing iconic musical acts with them. The full-sized Christmas parade on rails, complete with twinkle lights, music, and a mission, rolls into Pittsburg, Kansas, at 11 a.m. on November 29, right along North Michigan Avenue. … Continue reading CPKC Holiday Train Brings Smashmouth to Pittsburg, Joplin Saturday November 29