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Jul 27, 2026
SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride
So this guy in New Jersey wakes up early Tuesday morning and thinks, “You know what I should steal? Not a Kia… not a Hyundai… no, let’s aim higher.” And by higher, we’re talking a $500,000 armored SWAT vehicle. Yeah, he took a BearCat. One of those massive, nine-ton, not-even-slightly-subtle police tanks meant for, you … Continue reading SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride
Jul 24, 2026
Oliver Opens at PCT Tonight
Pittsburg Community Theatre is raising the curtain on a classic this weekend, and from the sound of it, this is one production you won’t want to miss. Director Tony Sanchez stopped by to talk about PCT’s latest show, Oliver!, opening tonight at Memorial Auditorium. The beloved musical, based on Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist, brings a … Continue reading Oliver Opens at PCT Tonight
Jul 24, 2026
Fun Ideas to Celebrate Christmas In July
So… it’s July, it’s a million degrees, and somehow we’re all thinking about Christmas. How about a little fake winter break from the heat? You don’t have to go “Full Christmas”…just keep it lowkey. Swap snowballs for water balloons and suddenly you’ve got a “blizzard” that won’t melt in 3 seconds. Throw on a Christmas … Continue reading Fun Ideas to Celebrate Christmas In July
Jul 24, 2026
Florida Feline Finds Fugitive
Dogs might be man’s best friend, but cats? Apparently they’ll flip on you in a heartbeat. So this woman in Leesburg, Florida tries to break into a house, things go sideways, and she takes off running. Deputies roll in, set up the whole production—helicopter, drone, K9 unit—the works. Very official. Very serious. And then… a … Continue reading Florida Feline Finds Fugitive
Jul 23, 2026
Chiefs Release Renderings of New $3 Billion Stadium
The Chiefs just gave us a sneak peek at their future digs—and yeah, it’s a pretty big swing. We’re talking a $3 billion, 70,000-seat domed stadium planned for Kansas, hopefully ready by the 2031 season. The roof? Fully enclosed and made of this translucent material that sounds like something out of a science lab, but … Continue reading Chiefs Release Renderings of New $3 Billion Stadium
Jul 23, 2026
Second Cyclospora Outbreak: What to Eat and Drink to Get You Though It
Second Cyclospora Outbreak Because apparently one wasn’t enough.… there’s now a second Cyclospora outbreak popping up, across 5 midwestern states. Health officials are still trying to pin down the source, but we’re talking thousands of cases nationwide, a few hundred hospitalizations, and now another cluster popping up across the Midwest. (Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky and … Continue reading Second Cyclospora Outbreak: What to Eat and Drink to Get You Though It
Jul 23, 2026
Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges
Police in Massachusetts arrested a mime. Which already feels like the setup to a joke, but nope—real story. This guy had been hanging around a walking trail, full mime getup, just… lingering. And not in a charming, invisible box kind of way. More like, “why is that man staring at me in silence?” kind of … Continue reading Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges
Jul 22, 2026
How To Ease Your Kids Into Back-To-School
So… summer’s been all late nights, loose rules, and “sure, have another popsicle.” And now we’re supposed to just… pivot to school mode? The trick is easing into it. Start nudging bedtime earlier a little at a time. Same with mornings. Nobody needs a 6am shock to the system. Sell up the good stuff, too. … Continue reading How To Ease Your Kids Into Back-To-School
Jul 22, 2026
Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked
Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt. His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his … Continue reading Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked
Jul 21, 2026
Your Coffee Habit: Now Doctor-Approved
If your main personality trait is drinking coffee like it’s a full-time job you might actually be doing yourself a favor. The American Heart Association just came out and said that up to five cups of plain coffee a day is generally safe for most adults, and might even lower your risk of heart disease, … Continue reading Your Coffee Habit: Now Doctor-Approved
Jul 21, 2026
Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
In Kansas City last week a guy got stuck inside a porta-potty. And not, like, locked in. He was IN the porta-potty. A worker shows up to pick it up, door’s locked, guy inside says he’s “not coming out.” Always a promising start. Cop gets involved, tells him to open the door… guy says he … Continue reading Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
Jul 20, 2026
Back-To-School Bargain Shopping Tips
Back-to-school shopping is back… and yeah, it’s coming for your wallet. The average parent’s looking at around $600, so naturally, everyone’s in “how do I not spend that?” mode. First move? Shop your own house. There’s a 90% chance last year’s backpack still has perfectly good supplies hiding in it. Free is undefeated. After that, … Continue reading Back-To-School Bargain Shopping Tips