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Feb 4, 2026

Woman Calls 911 Because Of Frogs

So a woman in Lakeland, Florida calls 911 in utter terror. Not because there was a robber. Not even a snake. Because there’s a frog under her couch. A frog. Apparently a “huge and big” one, which, according to her, was a full-blown anxiety crisis waiting to happen. Enter Deputy Rios — responding like it’s … Continue reading Woman Calls 911 Because Of Frogs

Feb 3, 2026

AI Agents Now Have Their Own Social Network

Apparently the AI bots got bored of us and made their own social network. It’s called Moltbook, kind of like Reddit, except humans can’t post, only lurk… which somehow makes this even creepier. Over thirty thousand AI agents have already joined, forming “submolts” to swap code tips, share weird thoughts, and occasionally roast their human owners. … Continue reading AI Agents Now Have Their Own Social Network

Feb 2, 2026

State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey

Michigan State Troopers, probably expecting a standard Tuesday, suddenly got called out to locate Dolly Parton. Not the legendary singer, actress, philanthropist. Dolly Parton the donkey. Seriously, a “missing donkey” situation. Dolly apparently decided she’d had enough farm life and went full outlaw, strutting right out through an open gate like, “See y’all later.” Troopers … Continue reading State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey

Jan 29, 2026

Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

So, picture this a 60‑year‑old dude, slightly marinated in booze, is cruising down a major Florida highway, when his car literally catches fire. Most of us would’ve pulled over, right? Not Patrick Rinaldi. (The afore mentioned 60-year-old dude.) He stopped for a second, watched the smoke billow, then decided, “Eh, it’ll probably work itself out,” … Continue reading Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

Jan 26, 2026

Dude Sells Cars on Facebook, Then Steals Them Back to Sell Again

A guy in Kansas City figured out a genius new business model: sell a car, steal it back, and sell it again. He managed to pull it off eight times before things went sideways. His name’s Mamadou Diallo. Between May and June last year, he sold the same Honda Civic and Buick Verano over and … Continue reading Dude Sells Cars on Facebook, Then Steals Them Back to Sell Again

Jan 23, 2026

Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel

So, apparently, you can now book a hotel room on the Moon. A startup called GRU Space is taking reservations for a lunar getaway they swear will open around 2032. You’ll just need to drop a deposit somewhere between $250K and $1 million, and that’s before the rocket ride—another cool $10 million or so. The … Continue reading Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel

Jan 20, 2026

Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership

So apparently, Oklahoma might be going full Florida. Senator Jonathan Wingard just filed a bill to let folks own captive-bred alligators! No permit? No problem! It’s called Senate Bill 2087, and it basically says, “Sure, have a gator, just don’t pretend you caught it out back.” If you try to pass off a wild one … Continue reading Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership

Jan 19, 2026

Florida Cop Handcuffs Runaway Emu

Florida, where the weird news never sleeps. A deputy gets a call regarding a runaway emu. Yeah, an emu. Not your usual traffic stop. Bodycam’s rolling, and Cpl. Keisler’s out there like, “Dispatch, I’m in pursuit of… an emu.” The bird’s bolting down the road, Keisler’s trying to keep up, and somewhere in all this … Continue reading Florida Cop Handcuffs Runaway Emu

Jan 14, 2026

Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts

There are monkeys on the loose in St. Louis. They were first spotted hanging around O’Fallon Park last week, just living their best life in “The Lou.” Nobody knows where they came from, but since owning exotic animals is illegal in the city, someone out there is probably sweating right now. The St. Louis Zoo … Continue reading Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts

Jan 12, 2026

Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping

Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping

Dec 17, 2025

Guy Calls Cops After Car He Stole Got Towed

He called police to complain his stolen car got towed, basically forgetting that he was the thief. How he RSVP’d to his own arrest HERE. Photo: New Castle County Sheriff Department

Dec 3, 2025

Runaway Reindeer, Marines Called

One reindeer slipped out of a Christmas event, and the Royal Marines got involved. Pour yourself an eggnog, and read all about it HERE!