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Sep 15, 2026
Items To Unload During Your Fall Reset
Things to Throw Out, Give Away or Sell ASAPP
Aug 31, 2026
Cardboard Is "Crack" for Cockroaches
Your Basement Boxes May Be a Roach Resort
Aug 28, 2026
5 Home Chores That Can Wait Until AFTER Labor Day
Procrastinating on a few house chores isn’t lazy. It’s a seasonal strategy.
Aug 7, 2026
Rooftop Reaper Rattles Patients
Potential patients walking into a hospital in North Wales, UK, were greeted by a grim sight as they looked up to see what appeared to be the Grim Reaper just standing on the roof, silently staring down at them. That was actually Leon Gillespie, in an all-black hooded getup, waving what looked very much like … Continue reading Rooftop Reaper Rattles Patients
Aug 6, 2026
Busted For Bringing Home The Bacon… and Vodka
A woman in Roseville, California decided she was gonna bring home the bacon… and the vodka… by skipping the whole “paying” part. She hits a Bel Air store first, stuffs at least 14 packs of Oscar Mayer thick-cut bacon and six handles of Tito’s into her bag, then strolls to self-checkout like she’s just grabbing … Continue reading Busted For Bringing Home The Bacon… and Vodka
Aug 4, 2026
World Dog Surfing Championships (Video)
So, picture this: last weekend, Northern California hosted the World Dog Surfing Championships, where the crowd didn’t just cheer — they literally barked. You had everything from tiny spaniels to big labs riding the waves in Pacifica, just south of San Francisco, getting judged on how long they stayed on the board, the size of … Continue reading World Dog Surfing Championships (Video)
Jun 8, 2026
Pokémon Pandemonium Prompts Police Call
So apparently Pokémon cards are still serious business… like “call the cops” serious. This went down at an ACME in South Jersey, where a vending machine was dropping a new release—randomly, by the way, like some kind of cardboard slot machine designed to test your patience. Well, patience failed. You had multiple groups hovering around … Continue reading Pokémon Pandemonium Prompts Police Call
May 28, 2026
Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue
This guy in Washington tried to dodge police… and picked possibly the worst escape route in recent history. Cops get called to a boarded-up house because neighbors see smoke coming out of the chimney. Not a great sign already. They show up, hear someone inside… and instead of answering the door, this guy climbs out … Continue reading Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue
Apr 17, 2026
Careless Convict’s Corvette Caper
You’d think getting out of prison would make you want to… not go right back. But apparently, Isaiah Walker had other travel plans. He’s at a Love’s truck stop in Arizona, fresh out, needing a ride to Oklahoma… and spots an 18-wheeler loaded with ten brand-new Corvettes. Total value: about $1.25 million. Naturally, he decides, … Continue reading Careless Convict’s Corvette Caper
Apr 1, 2026
Drunken Airport Debacle
In Daytona Beach Airport in Florida, Bryan Parker apparently decided TSA lines were for amateurs. He plowed his blue Mustang straight through the airport gate and right onto the runway. And because this is Florida, he then tried to hop on a few planes—one even had passengers inside. Thankfully, it was locked. Cops finally nabbed … Continue reading Drunken Airport Debacle
Mar 27, 2026
Man Arrested For The 98th Time
So, there’s this guy in Washington who just got arrested for the 98th time. At this point, I think he’s not avoiding jail—he’s collecting frequent flyer miles. Police say he took off on a high-speed chase through Olympia after stealing a few thousand bucks’ worth of stuff from multiple stores. They eventually caught up with … Continue reading Man Arrested For The 98th Time
Mar 18, 2026
Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9
You know what costs less than a fancy latte? Curbside recycling in Joplin — just $4.87 a month, and they even give you the cart. Seriously, you just call Republic Services, roll your bin to the curb when it’s full, and boom — you’re saving the planet before breakfast. Joplin’s recycling guru, Scott Patterson, says … Continue reading Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9