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Sep 14, 2026

Florida Waffle House Meat Missile Attack

Florida Police Arrest Three After Restaurant Disturbance

Jul 8, 2026

Meatball Mayhem Sparks Wedding Shooting

A wedding in Wisconsin decided to test the “For better or worse” portion of the vows starting with the reception dinner. A groomsman, decided utensils were optional and just started grabbing and eating meatballs with his bare hands. Bold choice. Questionable, but bold. Someone nearby suggested, “Hey… maybe use a plate?” which feels fair. That … Continue reading Meatball Mayhem Sparks Wedding Shooting

Feb 6, 2026

Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza

So, you know how Florida does winter — one day it’s paradise, next day iguanas are falling out of trees like it’s raining lizards. Well, a restaurant in North Palm Beach decided to turn that weirdness into dinner. Local iguana trapper Ryan Izquierdo scooped up a few of the frozen freeloaders, cleaned them up, and … Continue reading Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza

Jan 28, 2026

Assault With A Pork Chop

So, you think your family dinners get tense? In Florida, AGAIN, 18-year-old Farrah Kernan got into a fight with her mom and decided to settle it… with a pork chop. Yep. A literal flying piece of meat. Police say Farrah had been drinking, got into an argument, and smacked her mom in the face before … Continue reading Assault With A Pork Chop

Jan 5, 2026

Man Charged With Au Naturel Robbery of Meat Market

Guess “dressed for success” meant something else to this guy. The naked truth HERE!

Dec 12, 2025

Drone Drops Crab Legs Into Prison

Prison dining just got an upgrade! How inmates ALMOST went from mystery meat to surf and turf HERE! Photo credit: South Carolina Department of Corrections

Oct 13, 2025

Man Arrested Hoarding Stolen Meat

He tried to fill his freezer, but ended up in the cooler. More on this miscreant’s mountain of meat HERE!

Sep 17, 2025

Chef Busted For Boosting Banks

His menu might soon feature prison mash and mystery meat. How he went from the kitchen to the cooler HERE!

Feb 3, 2025

Man Jailed For Bologna Battery

A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash

Jan 21, 2025

Lawyer Threatens Wedding Guests Over Prime Rib

He may have been a little au juiced. More on this case of prime rib rage HERE! Photo by Jason Jarrach on Unsplash