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High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Robin Bronaugh

May 29, 2026

High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Robin Bronaugh

Congratulations to Robin Bronaugh of Carthage, our third High Low Cash Jackpot winner! He took home $233.97! Listen every weekday at 7a, 9a, 11a, 1p and 3p for your chance to call us and guess the jackpot number. We tell everyone if the guess is too High or too Low. Get it correct and you’ll … Continue reading High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Robin Bronaugh

Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble

May 14, 2026

Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble

So… this feels like something Wile E. Coyote would absolutely sign off on. A guy in Glasgow somehow drove straight into a wall… because the wall looked like a tunnel. Not a real tunnel. A mural. Painted on. With big cartoon-ish “eyes” meant to resemble an entrance on a slip road near the Clyde Tunnel. … Continue reading Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble

Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

May 5, 2026

Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club

Apr 27, 2026

Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club

In Columbia, Missouri, Sidney Jones walked into the vestibule of an ALDI, took off all his clothes, and just… started dancing. Not shopping. Not browsing. Full-on interpretive gyration right there between the quarter carts and the automatic doors. Police say this went down around 6:30 in the evening, which is not exactly a low-traffic time. … Continue reading Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Mar 19, 2026

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

Mar 18, 2026

Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

You know what costs less than a fancy latte? Curbside recycling in Joplin — just $4.87 a month, and they even give you the cart. Seriously, you just call Republic Services, roll your bin to the curb when it’s full, and boom — you’re saving the planet before breakfast. Joplin’s recycling guru, Scott Patterson, says … Continue reading Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

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Classic Hits 93.9

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