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Oct 13, 2026

Bird Brained Bootlegger Busted By Bulging Briefs

Feathered flock found below the belt

Oct 12, 2026

Woman Does Drunken Donuts On Courthouse Lawn

Surveillance video captured the entire incident 

Oct 5, 2026

Cheesesteak Chucking Chucklehead Sought for Sandwich Assault

Restaurant Manager Hit by Cheesesteak During Dispute with Social Media Influencer Suspect

Oct 1, 2026

Motorcyclist McBusted for McMuffin

Biker cited after doing 72-in-a-25 to get McDonald's breakfast

Sep 7, 2026

Two airport “jokes” lead to two arrests

Two travelers arrested: learn bomb jokes don't fly

Aug 20, 2026

Woman Dies, Revived, Gets Fined

A woman in New Zealand had what you might call a very eventful grocery-store parking experience. She collapsed outside a supermarket in Auckland, and DIED! A stranger stepped in to perform CPR after she had no pulse. Paramedics got her to the hospital, where she recovered. Incredible story. A real-life second chance. Then came the … Continue reading Woman Dies, Revived, Gets Fined

Aug 19, 2026

Florida Man Poop Problem

A Florida neighbor feud went from “please pick up after your dog” to “why is there poop flying through my house?” Police say Trey Decloedt had been arguing with the couple next door over dog mess left around their shared driveway. The disagreement reportedly hit a new low when he allegedly walked into their home … Continue reading Florida Man Poop Problem

Aug 14, 2026

Pilot Pops Positive for Pot

Air India has a new policy that’s basically, “Let’s make sure nobody’s flying high before they fly high.” After a flight from Phuket to Delhi suddenly dropped about 300 feet last week, injuring 17 passengers and crew, the captain tested positive for marijuana. Reports say the captain was standing behind the co-pilot’s seat when the … Continue reading Pilot Pops Positive for Pot

Aug 5, 2026

Toupée Turns Into Trafficking Trouble

A gentleman flying from Bogota, Columbia to Barcelona, Spain decided the best way to smuggle about thirty‑four grand worth of cocaine was… under a toupee. Not in a suitcase, not in a secret compartment. Just taped to his head, topped off with the world’s most suspicious wig. Security notices this guy looking nervous, and his … Continue reading Toupée Turns Into Trafficking Trouble

Jul 7, 2026

Myth-Busting Summer Cooling Hacks

So the internet really showed up for this “Heat Dome” dilemma we’ve been enduring… with a whole bunch of “life hacks.” Some helpful, some… not so much. Like sleeping under a damp sheet. That can work—unless it’s humid, in which case you’re just marinating. Then there’s the whole “smear yogurt on your windows” idea. The … Continue reading Myth-Busting Summer Cooling Hacks

May 28, 2026

Finding Savings For Summer Travel

Summer travel is starting to feel like a luxury sport… but it doesn’t have to wreck your wallet. A few smart moves can keep the trip—and your sanity—intact. First, flights. Book it, then stalk it. If the price drops, you can usually snag a credit. Also—use your points now, not “someday.” They age like bananas, … Continue reading Finding Savings For Summer Travel

Apr 21, 2026

Pilots’ Pet Noises Perturb Flight Control

You’d like to believe the people flying your plane are all business. Focused. Professional. Not… auditioning for a petting zoo. But here we are. Recently released air traffic audio caught a couple of pilots—one from Delta, one from American—communicating in what can only be described as “domestic animal.” It starts with a casual “meow.” Which, … Continue reading Pilots’ Pet Noises Perturb Flight Control