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Sep 29, 2026

Nude Sooner Scooter Night Rider Busted 

No Clothes, No Plan, No Problem...Until Police Showed Up

Sep 7, 2026

Two airport “jokes” lead to two arrests

Two travelers arrested: learn bomb jokes don't fly

Sep 2, 2026

The Science of Packing a Perfect Cooler

Follow these simple steps to make your cooler "cooler."

Aug 31, 2026

Tulsa Police Try To Flush Out Serial Pooper

Tulsa Police Working To End Messy Mystery

Aug 27, 2026

The Great $30 Walmart Caper

Police in Albany, Georgia, launched a manhunt for guy who picked up $30 from a Walmart floor and did not turn it in. 

Aug 5, 2026

Toupée Turns Into Trafficking Trouble

A gentleman flying from Bogota, Columbia to Barcelona, Spain decided the best way to smuggle about thirty‑four grand worth of cocaine was… under a toupee. Not in a suitcase, not in a secret compartment. Just taped to his head, topped off with the world’s most suspicious wig. Security notices this guy looking nervous, and his … Continue reading Toupée Turns Into Trafficking Trouble

Aug 4, 2026

Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself

Cops in Miami-Dade pick up Christopher Chiofalo — a man they are VERY familiar with, because he’s been arrested almost 20 times. They take him down to the station and cue up the security video from a Cuban restaurant that got hit back on July 25th. He watches it for a second and goes, “Oh … Continue reading Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself

Jul 31, 2026

Bride Burns Church Before Big Day

Imagine you’re getting married tomorrow… but you “forgot” one tiny detail: the marriage license. Instead of, you know, fixing that, this bride allegedly went with “burn it all down and start over.” Lenita “Tessa” Joy Moreno,was at the Latter-day Saints church in Kaysville with her groom and family, setting up for the big day. They … Continue reading Bride Burns Church Before Big Day

Jul 3, 2026

City of Joplin July 4 Celebration

So here’s the deal for the 4th in Joplin… things kick off at 5:30 at Fred G. Hughes Stadium over at MSSU. It’s the big one this year—the country’s turning 250, so they’re going a little extra. Think food trucks, bounce houses, and that “we stayed for the fireworks” level of commitment. Live music starts … Continue reading City of Joplin July 4 Celebration

Jun 29, 2026

Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist

On the Caribbean island of Tobago, a group of guys decided to pull off a full-on movie heist… and instead delivered a blooper reel. They stole a backhoe from a beach—already a bold opening move—then rolled up to yank an ATM like they were filming a Temu version of the Ocean’s movies. Security video shows … Continue reading Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist

Jun 23, 2026

Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster

So this guy in South L.A. decides the best way to impress his date is to fire up his Mercedes and start doing donuts. You know… tires squealing, smoke everywhere, full bad boy behind the wheel energy. Only problem? He picked a parking lot directly in front of a California Highway Patrol office. Not near … Continue reading Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster

Jun 12, 2026

Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

So… this is a new one. … if you had “mysterious lingerie fire” on your bingo card this week, congratulations. Police in Washington are looking for a guy who apparently walked into a Walmart, made a beeline for the lingerie section… and lit a rack of bras on fire. Not subtle, either. Security video shows … Continue reading Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle