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Sep 8, 2026

Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints

Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail

Sep 7, 2026

Two airport “jokes” lead to two arrests

Two travelers arrested: learn bomb jokes don't fly

Sep 3, 2026

Thirsty Chicagoans Haze Themselves

A Chicago bar served up nearly 2000 shots of the foul tasting, yet somehow iconic local liqueur Jeppson's Malört to set a Guinness World Record and raise money for charity.

Sep 2, 2026

The Science of Packing a Perfect Cooler

Follow these simple steps to make your cooler "cooler."

Sep 1, 2026

Woman Wakes With Bat Crawling Into Her Mouth

Mouse dream is a bat nightmare

Aug 31, 2026

Cardboard Is "Crack" for Cockroaches

Your Basement Boxes May Be a Roach Resort

Aug 28, 2026

5 Home Chores That Can Wait Until AFTER Labor Day

Procrastinating on a few house chores isn’t lazy. It’s a seasonal strategy.

Aug 24, 2026

Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras

Darth Vader has apparently added “city council activist” to his résumé. A guy in full Vader gear showed up at a San Diego City Council meeting to support controversial Flock license-plate cameras — if you can call it support when the argument is basically, “The Emperor needs this to track rebel scum.” Between the signature … Continue reading Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras

Aug 21, 2026

Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief

An Iowa mail carrier apparently took the phrase “save big money at Menards” a little too personally. Authorities say 45-year-old Jill Brown of Ottumwa is accused of swiping Menards rebate forms from people on her mail route, then redeeming them herself. And this wasn’t just one missing envelope—it allegedly went on for about two years. … Continue reading Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief

Aug 19, 2026

Florida Man Poop Problem

A Florida neighbor feud went from “please pick up after your dog” to “why is there poop flying through my house?” Police say Trey Decloedt had been arguing with the couple next door over dog mess left around their shared driveway. The disagreement reportedly hit a new low when he allegedly walked into their home … Continue reading Florida Man Poop Problem

Aug 18, 2026

Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

Aug 13, 2026

Player Practices With Snake in Helmet

An Arkansas high school football player learned the hard way that “check your equipment” is more than just coach-speak. The Maumelle High player practiced for about an hour with a two-foot cottonmouth snake hiding under the padding of his helmet. Yes, a cottonmouth. The venomous kind. Not exactly the sort of extra protection you want … Continue reading Player Practices With Snake in Helmet