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Nov 2, 2026

Suspect Pleads Potty Break After Police Pursuit

Busted in the Bushes. Blames His Bowels.

Sep 22, 2026

“Felony Fart Attack” Leads To Arrest

Man allegedly strangled girlfriend after her request to curb flatulence

Sep 16, 2026

Baby Formula Bandits Busted in Florida

$1M Formula Theft Case Brings Charges

Aug 19, 2026

Florida Man Poop Problem

A Florida neighbor feud went from “please pick up after your dog” to “why is there poop flying through my house?” Police say Trey Decloedt had been arguing with the couple next door over dog mess left around their shared driveway. The disagreement reportedly hit a new low when he allegedly walked into their home … Continue reading Florida Man Poop Problem

Aug 7, 2026

Rooftop Reaper Rattles Patients

Potential patients walking into a hospital in North Wales, UK, were greeted by a grim sight as they looked up to see what appeared to be the Grim Reaper just standing on the roof, silently staring down at them. That was actually Leon Gillespie, in an all-black hooded getup, waving what looked very much like … Continue reading Rooftop Reaper Rattles Patients

Jul 28, 2026

Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze

So… apparently the internet has decided the latest “diet trend” is the cyclospora stomach parasite, and doctors are having to say “NOOOOOOOO!” Arizona’s dealing with 36 confirmed cases of cyclospora — yeah, the one sometimes linked to contaminated lettuce — and doctors are now having to say out loud, “please don’t try to get this … Continue reading Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze

Jul 23, 2026

Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges

Police in Massachusetts arrested a mime. Which already feels like the setup to a joke, but nope—real story. This guy had been hanging around a walking trail, full mime getup, just… lingering. And not in a charming, invisible box kind of way. More like, “why is that man staring at me in silence?” kind of … Continue reading Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges

Jul 2, 2026

Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips

A quick reminder before you celebrate America by almost setting your garage on fire… fireworks are not that complicated. Find an open space. Not your driveway. Not next to your car. Definitely not under a tree you “think is probably fine.” Open space. Light one firework at a time—this isn’t a speedrun—and then back up … Continue reading Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips

May 7, 2026

Thom Watts’ Visit With Chef Chris

If you missed it, Thom Watts had the pleasure of visiting with Chef Chris from Coal Creek Restaurant, found inside Buffalo Run Casino and Resort, learning all about the new hours, new menus and new daily specials. If you’ve been wondering what’s new at Buffalo Run Casino… turns out, it smells like breakfast, lunch, and … Continue reading Thom Watts’ Visit With Chef Chris

Mar 25, 2026

Caribbean Cocaine Sharks

So apparently, sharks off the coast of the Bahamas are now swimming around wired and maybe a little… *too* happy. A new study tested 85 sharks near Eleuthera Island and found nearly a third with traces of caffeine, painkillers, and even cocaine in their blood. Scientists say it’s the first time caffeine and acetaminophen have … Continue reading Caribbean Cocaine Sharks

Feb 5, 2026

Why You Shouldn’t Reply “STOP” to Spam Texts

Here’s a little life hack: don’t ever reply “STOP” to some random spam text. I know, it sounds polite—like, “Thanks, but please remove me from your nonsense.” But really, all you’ve done is confirm that, yep, this number belongs to a breathing human. And once the spammers know that? Congrats—you’re now on their VIP list … Continue reading Why You Shouldn’t Reply “STOP” to Spam Texts

Jan 22, 2026

How To Prep And Protect Your Home For Cold Temps

So, winter has finally decided to show up…ALL AT ONCE! If you’d rather not live in a popsicle, here’s how to keep your house cozy and pipes unbroken. First, know where your main water valve is—because if your pipes do burst, panic is not a plan. Drip your faucets a bit overnight; it’s cheaper than … Continue reading How To Prep And Protect Your Home For Cold Temps