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Sep 7, 2026

Two airport “jokes” lead to two arrests

Two travelers arrested: learn bomb jokes don't fly

Sep 3, 2026

Thirsty Chicagoans Haze Themselves

A Chicago bar served up nearly 2000 shots of the foul tasting, yet somehow iconic local liqueur Jeppson's Malört to set a Guinness World Record and raise money for charity.

Sep 2, 2026

Is It Bigfoot, Or Grandpa Skinny Dipping?

Blurry figure brings Bigfoot questions

Sep 1, 2026

Woman Wakes With Bat Crawling Into Her Mouth

Mouse dream is a bat nightmare

Aug 28, 2026

Man Arrested For Illegally Parked Guillotine

Police found an unusual surprise in a truck near the Capitol. Let’s just say this truck was not hauling patio furniture

Aug 27, 2026

The Great $30 Walmart Caper

Police in Albany, Georgia, launched a manhunt for guy who picked up $30 from a Walmart floor and did not turn it in. 

Aug 25, 2026

Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Florida police are looking for a gas-station robber who may have taken “Smooth Criminal” a little too literally. The guy allegedly walked into a convenience store wearing one white glove, a tan sun hat, a medical mask, a light green shirt, and black pants. So: part Michael Jackson, part retired golfer, part guy who absolutely … Continue reading Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Aug 21, 2026

Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief

An Iowa mail carrier apparently took the phrase “save big money at Menards” a little too personally. Authorities say 45-year-old Jill Brown of Ottumwa is accused of swiping Menards rebate forms from people on her mail route, then redeeming them herself. And this wasn’t just one missing envelope—it allegedly went on for about two years. … Continue reading Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief

Aug 18, 2026

Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

Aug 17, 2026

Fisherman Fights Face-Hugging Octopus

This gives new meaning to “separation anxiety.” In a WILD viral video, a Pilipino fisherman had reeled in an octopus, and the little sea Houdini immediately latched onto his face. Jesser Cervantes was on a wooden dinghy when the eight-armed escape artist wrapped itself around his head, covering his mouth and refusing to clock out. He … Continue reading Fisherman Fights Face-Hugging Octopus

Aug 7, 2026

Rooftop Reaper Rattles Patients

Potential patients walking into a hospital in North Wales, UK, were greeted by a grim sight as they looked up to see what appeared to be the Grim Reaper just standing on the roof, silently staring down at them. That was actually Leon Gillespie, in an all-black hooded getup, waving what looked very much like … Continue reading Rooftop Reaper Rattles Patients

Aug 5, 2026

Toupée Turns Into Trafficking Trouble

A gentleman flying from Bogota, Columbia to Barcelona, Spain decided the best way to smuggle about thirty‑four grand worth of cocaine was… under a toupee. Not in a suitcase, not in a secret compartment. Just taped to his head, topped off with the world’s most suspicious wig. Security notices this guy looking nervous, and his … Continue reading Toupée Turns Into Trafficking Trouble