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Sep 25, 2026
Toilet Trick Tanks DUI Test
DUI Suspect Drinks Toilet Water to beat breathalyzer
Jul 29, 2026
Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Picture this (Or maybe DON’T): small-town Mississippi, late evening, and a Dodge Challenger just creeping along like it forgot where it parked. Cops pull it over—and surprise—it’s being driven by a completely naked young woman. Not “oops, forgot shoes” naked. Fully committed. Officers say Katelyn Maxwell seemed under the influence, and the car smelled like … Continue reading Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Jun 23, 2026
Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster
So this guy in South L.A. decides the best way to impress his date is to fire up his Mercedes and start doing donuts. You know… tires squealing, smoke everywhere, full bad boy behind the wheel energy. Only problem? He picked a parking lot directly in front of a California Highway Patrol office. Not near … Continue reading Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster
Jun 18, 2026
Make-believe Lawyer Makes Messy Traffic Stop Worse
Florida traffic stop, middle of the night, things are already going sideways when officers find controlled substances in the car. The driver does what anyone in trouble does… calls a “lawyer.” And sure enough, this guy rolls up in a full suit and tie like he just stepped out of a courtroom drama. Starts throwing … Continue reading Make-believe Lawyer Makes Messy Traffic Stop Worse
Jun 16, 2026
DUI Driver Busted with 34 White Claws
So this guy in Florida gets pulled over doing 90-plus on I-75… already not a great start. But then the trooper walks up and it turns into a whole situation. Sitting in the passenger seat? Not one, not five… 34 open cans of White Claw. Just a full-blown hard seltzer graveyard riding shotgun. The driver, … Continue reading DUI Driver Busted with 34 White Claws
May 5, 2026
Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake
A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake
Apr 28, 2026
Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out
A Florida woman decided Tesla Autopilot meant “designated driver.” Kimberly Brown was reportedly cruising along I-75 at around 2 a.m., clocking in at about twice the legal limit… and fully trusting her car to handle the rest. Bold strategy. Stupid, but bold. Problem is, Tesla’s not that kind of friend. It actually expects you to … Continue reading Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out
Apr 8, 2026
Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)
So, in Kentucky, police pulled over a guy for—get this—riding a horse drunk. Yep. Not driving. Galloping. Through a neighborhood in Bowling Green, no less. According to the report, Jorge Hernandez had just left a liquor store and was “partially slumped over” his brown vehicle—which turned out to have four legs and a tail. He’s … Continue reading Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)
Mar 19, 2026
Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart
A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart
Mar 10, 2026
Sheriff Busted By Own Deputies For DUI
A Georgia sheriff just got busted for DUI… by his own deputies. Yeah. Hall County Sheriff Gerald Couch apparently started his morning with a Four Loko at 6 a.m. — because coffee’s overrated, I guess. By eleven, troopers spotted him driving like Mario Kart with a blindfold and followed him home. When they stopped him, … Continue reading Sheriff Busted By Own Deputies For DUI
Mar 6, 2026
Man Busted for DUI During His Driving Test
So get this guy in the U.K. got arrested for drug driving… in the middle of his driving test. Police pulled him over because of a busted brake light, and because he was driving like someone who absolutely should not be driving. When they walked up to the car, they smelled weed, gave him a … Continue reading Man Busted for DUI During His Driving Test
Feb 24, 2026
Man Drives Drunk to Pay Open Container Fine
In rural Montana, this 20-something guy drove to the police station to pay a fine for having an open container… and he drove drunk to do it. He strolled in to pay his ticket and file some kind of complaint, but the sheriff hears him slurring like he just left karaoke night. They ask, “Did … Continue reading Man Drives Drunk to Pay Open Container Fine