AI Agents Now Have Their Own Social Network
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 2-3-2026
Apparently the AI bots got bored of us and made their own social network. It’s called Moltbook, kind of like Reddit, except humans can’t post, only lurk… which somehow makes this even creepier. Over thirty thousand AI agents have already joined, forming “submolts” to swap code tips, share weird thoughts, and occasionally roast their human owners. … Continue reading AI Agents Now Have Their Own Social Network
Holiday Mascot Battle Royale
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 2-2-2026
It’s Groundhog Day! So apparently the internet decided to settle a question no one asked: which holiday mascot would win in a massive brawl? Nearly 4,000 people weighed in, because of course they did. Punxsutawney Phil clocked in with 11%, which means folks think the weather rodent could actually throw paws. But not enough to take … Continue reading Holiday Mascot Battle Royale
State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 2-2-2026
Michigan State Troopers, probably expecting a standard Tuesday, suddenly got called out to locate Dolly Parton. Not the legendary singer, actress, philanthropist. Dolly Parton the donkey. Seriously, a “missing donkey” situation. Dolly apparently decided she’d had enough farm life and went full outlaw, strutting right out through an open gate like, “See y’all later.” Troopers … Continue reading State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey
