Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 2-10-2026
Apparently, Denver rush hour just wasn’t exciting enough. Police got a call last week about a guy juggling fire… on a unicycle… in a crosswalk. They send a drone to check it out, and sure enough, there’s this dude in neon clothes, riding tall on a unicycle, flames in hand, doing his own Cirque du … Continue reading Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist
Serial Pooper Busted By Drone
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 2-9-2026
So, in the small Wisconsin town of Stoughton, everything is lovely. Except lately, folks kept finding human POO in one of their parks. Every morning, like clockwork. The locals were, understandably, not thrilled. Police got creative. They set up trail cams, tracked a pattern, and finally sent in a drone. And there she was—caught mid‑squat, … Continue reading Serial Pooper Busted By Drone
Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 2-6-2026
So, you know how Florida does winter — one day it’s paradise, next day iguanas are falling out of trees like it’s raining lizards. Well, a restaurant in North Palm Beach decided to turn that weirdness into dinner. Local iguana trapper Ryan Izquierdo scooped up a few of the frozen freeloaders, cleaned them up, and … Continue reading Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza
