Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 4-14-2026
You know how disappointing it is when your sandwich isn’t quite right? Well, one Florida woman took “extra spicy” to a new level. Police say I’munique Clark flipped out at a Subway in St. Petersburg after her online order came with…PEPPERS. The horror. When employees wouldn’t make her a new one, she shoved the cash … Continue reading Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police
Deep Thoughts, Empty Tank
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 4-13-2026
A guy in Irvine, California strolls into a gas station and demands $55 worth of free gas. Not a discount, not a coupon — FREE gas. Then he just… waits. Like the universe is about to bless him for saving money that, apparently, isn’t real. When cops show up, he explains that he “sincerely believes … Continue reading Deep Thoughts, Empty Tank
Florida Felons Pull A Gator Goof
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 4-10-2026
So these two guys are cruising through Central Florida with a dead alligator literally strapped to the roof of their car, like it’s luggage or something. Turns out, you can’t do that. People actually warned them it was illegal, so they tried to be “discreet” by throwing a white sheet over the gator, which somehow … Continue reading Florida Felons Pull A Gator Goof
