Man Arrested For The 98th Time
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 3-27-2026
So, there’s this guy in Washington who just got arrested for the 98th time. At this point, I think he’s not avoiding jail—he’s collecting frequent flyer miles. Police say he took off on a high-speed chase through Olympia after stealing a few thousand bucks’ worth of stuff from multiple stores. They eventually caught up with … Continue reading Man Arrested For The 98th Time

Mammoth Mistake at Ozarks Museum
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 3-26-2026
So, two guys from California made some truly prehistoric bad decisions while visiting the Ancient Ozarks Natural History Museum at the Top of the Rock in Ridgedale, Missouri. Brett Howard and Todd Azevedo — who are both old enough to know better — were checking out the museum when one genius said, “Hey, lift me … Continue reading Mammoth Mistake at Ozarks Museum

Things For A Happier Relationship That Money Can’t Buy
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 3-25-2026
So apparently, money really can’t buy happiness—or a healthy relationship. The happiest couples aren’t rolling in cash, they’re just good at the free stuff—like putting down their phones and actually listening to each other. Wild concept, right? Turns out, it’s the tiny things that make all the difference: paying attention, saying thank you, giving your … Continue reading Things For A Happier Relationship That Money Can’t Buy
