Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 4-27-2026
In Columbia, Missouri, Sidney Jones walked into the vestibule of an ALDI, took off all his clothes, and just… started dancing. Not shopping. Not browsing. Full-on interpretive gyration right there between the quarter carts and the automatic doors. Police say this went down around 6:30 in the evening, which is not exactly a low-traffic time. … Continue reading Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club
Brow-Singed Bandit Busted After Blazing Blunder
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 4-24-2026
In Columbus, Ohio William Bush was being investigated for allegedly setting a fuel tank fire… and then shows up to his police interview looking like a live demonstration of “how it started.” Singed eyebrows, burned cheek, crispy earlobe, arm wrapped up—basically looking and smelling like a cautionary tale. Cops had already seen surveillance of a … Continue reading Brow-Singed Bandit Busted After Blazing Blunder
Pasta-Packed Packages Part of Lego Larceny
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 4-23-2026
Some guy in California just turned pasta into a criminal accessory. Police say Jarrelle Augustine was buying high-end Lego sets—Star Wars, Marvel, the good stuff—then swapping out the pieces for dry pasta. Sealing the box back up, returning it, and pocketing the refund. And here’s the sneaky part: the pasta actually sounds like Legos when … Continue reading Pasta-Packed Packages Part of Lego Larceny
