Fast and Furry-ous in Florida
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 3-30-2026
Down in Florida, Gregory Dolcine gets pulled over doing 101 in a 55. Middle of the night, 1 A.M., car practically taking flight over a bridge. The deputy asks “What were you thinking?,” and the guy goes, “I was speeding to avoid an animal.” Now, that’s a new one. Was it a gator? A python? … Continue reading Fast and Furry-ous in Florida
Cassette Comeback
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 3-27-2026
Cassettes are officially cool again! And Maxell’s cashing in on it. They’ve just brought back their classic personal tape player, but this time, it’s got Bluetooth, USB-C charging, and yes… a headphone jack. Imagine that—a jack, in 2026. The battery lasts about 11 hours, which is plenty of time to relive your teenage heartbreak mixtape. … Continue reading Cassette Comeback
Man Arrested For The 98th Time
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 3-27-2026
So, there’s this guy in Washington who just got arrested for the 98th time. At this point, I think he’s not avoiding jail—he’s collecting frequent flyer miles. Police say he took off on a high-speed chase through Olympia after stealing a few thousand bucks’ worth of stuff from multiple stores. They eventually caught up with … Continue reading Man Arrested For The 98th Time
