Florida Felons Pull A Gator Goof
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 4-10-2026
So these two guys are cruising through Central Florida with a dead alligator literally strapped to the roof of their car, like it’s luggage or something. Turns out, you can’t do that. People actually warned them it was illegal, so they tried to be “discreet” by throwing a white sheet over the gator, which somehow … Continue reading Florida Felons Pull A Gator Goof
Squirrel Sparks Massive Easter Sunday Outage
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 4-9-2026
A squirrel in Northern California made Easter Sunday a little less “bright.” The regions utility company says about 22,000 people in lost power Sunday morning when one overly curious squirrel played daredevil with a power pole. The poor thing damaged a glass insulator, sparked a small vegetation fire, and took out a transmission line—all before … Continue reading Squirrel Sparks Massive Easter Sunday Outage
Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 4-8-2026
So, in Kentucky, police pulled over a guy for—get this—riding a horse drunk. Yep. Not driving. Galloping. Through a neighborhood in Bowling Green, no less. According to the report, Jorge Hernandez had just left a liquor store and was “partially slumped over” his brown vehicle—which turned out to have four legs and a tail. He’s … Continue reading Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)
