Holiday Mascot Battle Royale
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 2-2-2026
It’s Groundhog Day! So apparently the internet decided to settle a question no one asked: which holiday mascot would win in a massive brawl? Nearly 4,000 people weighed in, because of course they did. Punxsutawney Phil clocked in with 11%, which means folks think the weather rodent could actually throw paws. But not enough to take … Continue reading Holiday Mascot Battle Royale
State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 2-2-2026
Michigan State Troopers, probably expecting a standard Tuesday, suddenly got called out to locate Dolly Parton. Not the legendary singer, actress, philanthropist. Dolly Parton the donkey. Seriously, a “missing donkey” situation. Dolly apparently decided she’d had enough farm life and went full outlaw, strutting right out through an open gate like, “See y’all later.” Troopers … Continue reading State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey
What’s Your Fleetwood Mac Zodiac Anthem?
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 1-30-2026
Fleetwood Mac is that rare band everyone—your mom, your cousin, your ex, even your ex’s mom—can agree on. Maybe it’s the raw emotion, maybe it’s Stevie Nicks’ witchy magic, or maybe we’re all just suckers for a little musical heartbreak. Whatever it is, their songs hit every mood: love, jealousy, regret, “I’m fine” energy—sometimes all … Continue reading What’s Your Fleetwood Mac Zodiac Anthem?
