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Aug 31, 2026

Cardboard Is "Crack" for Cockroaches

Your Basement Boxes May Be a Roach Resort

Aug 27, 2026

The Great $30 Walmart Caper

Police in Albany, Georgia, launched a manhunt for guy who picked up $30 from a Walmart floor and did not turn it in. 

Aug 25, 2026

Laundry Drying Tips That Save Energy

Laundry is already a multi-act production. Nobody needs the dryer demanding an encore. If clothes are still damp after one cycle, the problem may be less “cheap dryer” and more “lint, crowding, and a towel wrapped around everything like a burrito.” First, don’t pack the dryer like you’re trying to beat baggage fees. Clothes need … Continue reading Laundry Drying Tips That Save Energy

Aug 25, 2026

Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Florida police are looking for a gas-station robber who may have taken “Smooth Criminal” a little too literally. The guy allegedly walked into a convenience store wearing one white glove, a tan sun hat, a medical mask, a light green shirt, and black pants. So: part Michael Jackson, part retired golfer, part guy who absolutely … Continue reading Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Aug 21, 2026

Jimmy Buffett Experience Opens This Fall

Jimmy Buffett may be gone, but the “Parrothead Empire” is still expanding. Mobile, Alabama’s National Maritime Museum of the Gulf is opening a permanent 6,000-square-foot exhibit called Jimmy Buffett: Son of a Son of a Sailor Experience on September 12th. Basically, it’s a full-scale tribute to the man who convinced generations of people that every … Continue reading Jimmy Buffett Experience Opens This Fall

Aug 19, 2026

Florida Man Poop Problem

A Florida neighbor feud went from “please pick up after your dog” to “why is there poop flying through my house?” Police say Trey Decloedt had been arguing with the couple next door over dog mess left around their shared driveway. The disagreement reportedly hit a new low when he allegedly walked into their home … Continue reading Florida Man Poop Problem

Aug 18, 2026

Dog Sings Along To Michael Jackson

Teddy the dog may have just won the internet with a one-second guest spot during Michael Jackson’s “Human Nature.” In a YouTube Short, Teddy is sitting in his mom’s arms, wearing an oversized black bow tie, because apparently he has a stylist, while she sings along to the song. Then comes that famous “why, whyyyy” … Continue reading Dog Sings Along To Michael Jackson

Aug 18, 2026

Simple Decor Swaps To Cool Your Home

Are you decorating your way to a hotter home? Turns out, some of the décor may be helping the heat settle in and get comfortable. Turns out, your décor may be quietly turning up the heat. Dark paint, black furniture, and deep-colored rugs soak up sunlight like a parked car with black leather seats. Stylish? … Continue reading Simple Decor Swaps To Cool Your Home

Aug 18, 2026

Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

Aug 11, 2026

SMILE: Your Dog Loves It

Here’s a reason to smile at your dog besides the fact they just sneezed in their sleep: apparently, it makes their brain happy. Researchers at the University of Vienna trained 14 very patient dogs to lie still in an MRI scanner while they looked at human faces showing happiness, anger, fear, and sadness. And the … Continue reading SMILE: Your Dog Loves It

Aug 10, 2026

Florida Parking Lot Blade Brawl

Two Florida men allegedly turned a dispute over an ex-girlfriend into a showdown involving a hatchet, a machete, and what I can only assume was a very confused grocery list. Police say Everette Krichbaum was sitting in his car when James Gay approached him. Words were exchanged, Krichbaum allegedly pulled a hatchet, and Gay reportedly … Continue reading Florida Parking Lot Blade Brawl

Aug 6, 2026

Busted For Bringing Home The Bacon… and Vodka

A woman in Roseville, California decided she was gonna bring home the bacon… and the vodka… by skipping the whole “paying” part. She hits a Bel Air store first, stuffs at least 14 packs of Oscar Mayer thick-cut bacon and six handles of Tito’s into her bag, then strolls to self-checkout like she’s just grabbing … Continue reading Busted For Bringing Home The Bacon… and Vodka