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Oct 2, 2026

Mama's Bahama Cruise Ends With Child Neglect Charges

Four Children Found Alone as Mom Cruises the Bahamas

Oct 1, 2026

Motorcyclist McBusted for McMuffin

Biker cited after doing 72-in-a-25 to get McDonald's breakfast

Sep 29, 2026

Nude Sooner Scooter Night Rider Busted 

No Clothes, No Plan, No Problem...Until Police Showed Up

Sep 22, 2026

“Felony Fart Attack” Leads To Arrest

Man allegedly strangled girlfriend after her request to curb flatulence

Sep 18, 2026

Suspect Lands In Dog House... Literally

K-9 Cop Catches Suspect in Canine Hideout

Sep 16, 2026

Baby Formula Bandits Busted in Florida

$1M Formula Theft Case Brings Charges

Sep 15, 2026

Drug Dealer Offers Loyalty Cards

Loyalty Cards Offered With Drug Purchases

Sep 8, 2026

Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints

Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail

Sep 7, 2026

Two airport “jokes” lead to two arrests

Two travelers arrested: learn bomb jokes don't fly

Sep 3, 2026

Thirsty Chicagoans Haze Themselves

A Chicago bar served up nearly 2000 shots of the foul tasting, yet somehow iconic local liqueur Jeppson's Malört to set a Guinness World Record and raise money for charity.

Sep 1, 2026

Woman Wakes With Bat Crawling Into Her Mouth

Mouse dream is a bat nightmare

Aug 24, 2026

Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras

Darth Vader has apparently added “city council activist” to his résumé. A guy in full Vader gear showed up at a San Diego City Council meeting to support controversial Flock license-plate cameras — if you can call it support when the argument is basically, “The Emperor needs this to track rebel scum.” Between the signature … Continue reading Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras