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Oct 29, 2026

Football Fan Facing Felonies Over Sunday Silence Scheme

He allegedly taped his wife to a chair in the basement

Oct 19, 2026

Getaway Driver Ditches Criminal Cohort

Driver Departs Before Suspect Leaves Scene of Crime

Oct 14, 2026

Bouncy Castle Bandit Busted

Woman Accused of Fraud in Bounce House Rentals

Oct 8, 2026

Viagra Bust Brings Stiff Dose of Trouble

3 men accused of illegally possessing more than 100 Viagra pills without prescription

Sep 30, 2026

Restroom Rage Sends Car Into Kroger

An urgent restroom run went wildly off-road

Sep 24, 2026

Lottery Curse: Kentucky Powerball Winner Arrested for FIFTH Time

Kentucky lottery winner  arrested for the fifth time after being found intoxicated and asleep in a Walmart parking lot.

Sep 11, 2026

Smart Vacuum, Messy Marriage

Robot Vacuum Camera Catches Cheating Spouse

Aug 25, 2026

Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Florida police are looking for a gas-station robber who may have taken “Smooth Criminal” a little too literally. The guy allegedly walked into a convenience store wearing one white glove, a tan sun hat, a medical mask, a light green shirt, and black pants. So: part Michael Jackson, part retired golfer, part guy who absolutely … Continue reading Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Aug 18, 2026

Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

Aug 14, 2026

Pilot Pops Positive for Pot

Air India has a new policy that’s basically, “Let’s make sure nobody’s flying high before they fly high.” After a flight from Phuket to Delhi suddenly dropped about 300 feet last week, injuring 17 passengers and crew, the captain tested positive for marijuana. Reports say the captain was standing behind the co-pilot’s seat when the … Continue reading Pilot Pops Positive for Pot

Aug 4, 2026

Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself

Cops in Miami-Dade pick up Christopher Chiofalo — a man they are VERY familiar with, because he’s been arrested almost 20 times. They take him down to the station and cue up the security video from a Cuban restaurant that got hit back on July 25th. He watches it for a second and goes, “Oh … Continue reading Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself

Jul 27, 2026

SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride

So this guy in New Jersey wakes up early Tuesday morning and thinks, “You know what I should steal? Not a Kia… not a Hyundai… no, let’s aim higher.” And by higher, we’re talking a $500,000 armored SWAT vehicle. Yeah, he took a BearCat. One of those massive, nine-ton, not-even-slightly-subtle police tanks meant for, you … Continue reading SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride