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Oct 20, 2026
Dude OD’s, Then Gets TWO DUI’s…All In The Same Night
Two DWI Arrests Follow Crash Into Police Cruiser
Oct 7, 2026
Police Stop Homemade Couch Cruiser
Couch sitting on two scooters drove down city street
Sep 30, 2026
Restroom Rage Sends Car Into Kroger
An urgent restroom run went wildly off-road
Sep 21, 2026
Druggie Takes Drugs To Drug Court
Probation Deal Revoked After New Arrest
Sep 17, 2026
Deodorant Detour Ends in Florida Freeway Fiasco
Florida Truck Lands Atop Highway Barrier
Aug 28, 2026
Man Arrested For Illegally Parked Guillotine
Police found an unusual surprise in a truck near the Capitol. Let’s just say this truck was not hauling patio furniture
Jul 27, 2026
SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride
So this guy in New Jersey wakes up early Tuesday morning and thinks, “You know what I should steal? Not a Kia… not a Hyundai… no, let’s aim higher.” And by higher, we’re talking a $500,000 armored SWAT vehicle. Yeah, he took a BearCat. One of those massive, nine-ton, not-even-slightly-subtle police tanks meant for, you … Continue reading SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride
Jul 15, 2026
Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft
Two guys in California allegedly pulled off a $100,000 burglary—tools, copper wire, even vehicles—from a business in American Canyon. Pretty big score… right up until they decided to document the whole thing like it was a vacation. Yep. Selfies. During the crime. Police say those photos helped ID their vehicles, which got shared with other … Continue reading Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft
Jun 9, 2026
Road Rage Incident Turns Musical
In Fremont, California, where two drivers were already having a very normal bad day—tailgating, honking, the usual “I will absolutely ruin both our afternoons” energy. They pull over, get out, and start throwing punches like it’s a deleted scene from a low-budget action movie. And then—plot twist—one guy reaches into his car… and grabs a … Continue reading Road Rage Incident Turns Musical
May 29, 2026
Careless Driver Creates Concrete Chaos
A driver in Wisconsin saw a big ol’ “road closed” sign… decided it was more of a suggestion, and actually got out, moved the barricade, and kept right on driving at an interchange near Milwaukee. Problem is, the road wasn’t just closed… it was freshly poured concrete. And, you guessed it, the pickup sank right … Continue reading Careless Driver Creates Concrete Chaos
May 25, 2026
Man Arrested for Dancing in the Road, with a Turtle (…and Meth)
In rural Indiana last week, middle of a county road, a guy just vibing. Dancing. No music. No reason. Just living his best life, all while holding a plastic bag and a turtle. Conservation officers show up, and they notice he’s holding not just any turtle, but an Eastern Box Turtle, which, fun fact, you’re … Continue reading Man Arrested for Dancing in the Road, with a Turtle (…and Meth)
May 14, 2026
Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble
So… this feels like something Wile E. Coyote would absolutely sign off on. A guy in Glasgow somehow drove straight into a wall… because the wall looked like a tunnel. Not a real tunnel. A mural. Painted on. With big cartoon-ish “eyes” meant to resemble an entrance on a slip road near the Clyde Tunnel. … Continue reading Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble