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Nov 9, 2026

Dinosaur Duo Detained After Grocery Grudge

Halloween Checkout Dispute Ends in Arrests

Nov 4, 2026

Cocaine Courtesy Call Turns Criminal

Uninvited guest attacks neighbors after they decline his offer of cocaine

Oct 29, 2026

Football Fan Facing Felonies Over Sunday Silence Scheme

He allegedly taped his wife to a chair in the basement

Oct 23, 2026

Flamingo-napping Felon Facing Four Years Behind Bars

Vegas Flamingo Theft Ends in Animal Cruelty Conviction

Oct 22, 2026

Police Station Parking Spot Leads to Man’s 10th DUI

Beer, bathroom break and bad choices.

Sep 22, 2026

“Felony Fart Attack” Leads To Arrest

Man allegedly strangled girlfriend after her request to curb flatulence

Sep 21, 2026

Druggie Takes Drugs To Drug Court

Probation Deal Revoked After New Arrest

Sep 15, 2026

Drug Dealer Offers Loyalty Cards

Loyalty Cards Offered With Drug Purchases

Aug 19, 2026

Florida Man Poop Problem

A Florida neighbor feud went from “please pick up after your dog” to “why is there poop flying through my house?” Police say Trey Decloedt had been arguing with the couple next door over dog mess left around their shared driveway. The disagreement reportedly hit a new low when he allegedly walked into their home … Continue reading Florida Man Poop Problem

Jul 30, 2026

Lottery Jackpot Winner Arrested for FOURTH Time

So, apparently winning $167 million does not come with a “how not to get arrested four times” manual. There’s this guy, James Farthing from Georgetown, Kentucky — he hit the Powerball in April, biggest jackpot in state history, said he was going to split it with his mom and give her the best Mother’s Day … Continue reading Lottery Jackpot Winner Arrested for FOURTH Time

Jul 22, 2026

Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt. His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his … Continue reading Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Jul 16, 2026

Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast

Monday morning in Maryland, some dude walks into a pet store, grabs a kitten like he’s late for a meeting, and bolts. Not great. But it gets weirder. He runs straight to the bank next door, strolls up to an employee holding this tiny black-and-white kitten and goes, “Hey, can you hold this?” Then he … Continue reading Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast