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Oct 28, 2026

Pint Sized Soccer Phenom Sparks Supersized Parent Drama

Opposing parents reportedly didn't like a 3-year-old outplaying their 5-year-olds. Then police got involved

Oct 5, 2026

Cheesesteak Chucking Chucklehead Sought for Sandwich Assault

Restaurant Manager Hit by Cheesesteak During Dispute with Social Media Influencer Suspect

Sep 28, 2026

Costumed Batman Chases Thief, Recovers Purse

Birthday Party Ends With a Batman Rescue

Sep 22, 2026

“Felony Fart Attack” Leads To Arrest

Man allegedly strangled girlfriend after her request to curb flatulence

Sep 17, 2026

Deodorant Detour Ends in Florida Freeway Fiasco

Florida Truck Lands Atop Highway Barrier

Sep 14, 2026

Florida Waffle House Meat Missile Attack

Florida Police Arrest Three After Restaurant Disturbance

Sep 10, 2026

Sasquatch Sightings In Maine Solved

The sightings were real. The Bigfoot? Not so much.

Sep 1, 2026

Woman Wakes With Bat Crawling Into Her Mouth

Mouse dream is a bat nightmare

Aug 28, 2026

Man Arrested For Illegally Parked Guillotine

Police found an unusual surprise in a truck near the Capitol. Let’s just say this truck was not hauling patio furniture

Aug 27, 2026

The Great $30 Walmart Caper

Police in Albany, Georgia, launched a manhunt for guy who picked up $30 from a Walmart floor and did not turn it in. 

Aug 21, 2026

Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief

An Iowa mail carrier apparently took the phrase “save big money at Menards” a little too personally. Authorities say 45-year-old Jill Brown of Ottumwa is accused of swiping Menards rebate forms from people on her mail route, then redeeming them herself. And this wasn’t just one missing envelope—it allegedly went on for about two years. … Continue reading Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief

Aug 19, 2026

Florida Man Poop Problem

A Florida neighbor feud went from “please pick up after your dog” to “why is there poop flying through my house?” Police say Trey Decloedt had been arguing with the couple next door over dog mess left around their shared driveway. The disagreement reportedly hit a new low when he allegedly walked into their home … Continue reading Florida Man Poop Problem