Stupid News

Results for “police”

Sep 18, 2026

Suspect Lands In Dog House... Literally

K-9 Cop Catches Suspect in Canine Hideout

Sep 16, 2026

Baby Formula Bandits Busted in Florida

$1M Formula Theft Case Brings Charges

Sep 15, 2026

Drug Dealer Offers Loyalty Cards

Loyalty Cards Offered With Drug Purchases

Sep 14, 2026

Florida Waffle House Meat Missile Attack

Florida Police Arrest Three After Restaurant Disturbance

Sep 10, 2026

Sasquatch Sightings In Maine Solved

The sightings were real. The Bigfoot? Not so much.

Sep 9, 2026

Guinness Gone After Pints Pilfered

Two Trucks of Guinness Stolen in England

Sep 8, 2026

Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints

Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail

Sep 7, 2026

Two airport “jokes” lead to two arrests

Two travelers arrested: learn bomb jokes don't fly

Aug 31, 2026

Tulsa Police Try To Flush Out Serial Pooper

Tulsa Police Working To End Messy Mystery

Aug 28, 2026

Man Arrested For Illegally Parked Guillotine

Police found an unusual surprise in a truck near the Capitol. Let’s just say this truck was not hauling patio furniture

Aug 27, 2026

The Great $30 Walmart Caper

Police in Albany, Georgia, launched a manhunt for guy who picked up $30 from a Walmart floor and did not turn it in. 

Aug 25, 2026

Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Florida police are looking for a gas-station robber who may have taken “Smooth Criminal” a little too literally. The guy allegedly walked into a convenience store wearing one white glove, a tan sun hat, a medical mask, a light green shirt, and black pants. So: part Michael Jackson, part retired golfer, part guy who absolutely … Continue reading Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal